Lesson #1 : Never touch his iPhone !
John Doe walks into the loo, his swishy iPhone plastered to his ear, talkin his heart out. he swaggers down to the urinal, and pulls out his tool, wedging the phone between his ears and shoulders, head tilted at an acute( not a cute) 20 degrees. Now comes the best part, after he is done, he does the usual jiggle and wriggle before zipping up, and just as his phone is about to slip off, saves it by catching it and holding it firmly in his palms( with a sigh of relief ) - the very hands that he used for a very different purpose a few seconds back.
" Hang on a sec, i'l call u back", John Doe tucks his phone into the pocket and washes his hands religiouly, then dries it. careful not to dirty the phone, he wipes his hand before retiriving it from the pocket.
Now, tell me - how many of you have handled a nice fancy phone from your friend who uses his phone "way too frequently" ?
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